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No product is perfect (except maybe Crockpots), so you can always come here to learn what sucks about something and then still buy it.

Honesty + Sarcasm +

A General Misunderstanding of Most Things

but at least it wasn’t written by AI ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Amazon

The ‘Spring Sale’ is Here – Amazon is Begging You to Buy These Warm Weather Wants

Mini chainsaws, shorts, sunglasses, fishing gear. The list of deals is pretty long. …
Amazon

Weirdest Items on Amazon, Volume I

The dumbest delicacies your Prime membership can get you. Amazon is a staggering …
Best Products

Best Drones to Waste Money on Because You Want a New Toy

The best value you can find for a tech toy that serves no practical purpose for most, …

Reviews by Category

Apparel

You’re very ugly.

Ok, sorry, I probably could have skipped that part. The point is—yes I was going somewhere with that—that if you get the right clothes you won’t look so… ugly. Oops. Alright, guess we can’t skip that part. Click here, ugly.

Gaming

Reality is f*cked. As a result, it is important for your health to avoid reality as often as possible.

Video games are meticulously engineered to distract you from reality and even trick you into thinking you’re happy, which is much healthier than facing reality. Click here to be saved (i.e. distracted from) dystopia.

Household

Only you, possessing the vaccuum of intelligence that you do (pun intended, f*cking love puns), could be doing a bad job of buying day-to-day items. There’s a lot to go over here, but for starters, if you buy toilet paper so cheap that it would actually cease to exist if it were any thinner… please let us help you. Please.

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